No, not that kind of jerk, silly.
THIS kind of jerk! THE Jerk!
Why must we bring everything we own with us every time we leave the house!? Seriously, I had to send him to school the other day carrying pajama pants, a bowl and a big string he found on the way out the door.
Oh, yeah. I forgot. Little man turns 2 on Saturday! That’s why! 
I LOVE having a toddler! 
